LinkedIn Profiles: That Don’t Look Like a Bot Wrote Them
- Lauren Deats
- 1 day ago
- 7 min read
How to survive the love-hate relationship with the world’s most awkward digital cocktail party. 🎉
Hey Bloomers!
Let’s talk about that digital cocktail party we all love to hate: LinkedIn. You know the one, where everyone is wearing a metaphorical suit that’s two sizes too small and screaming about their “synergy” while aggressively handing out business cards made of recycled corporate jargon.
We love the opportunities, the networking, and let’s be real 💅 the paycheck that eventually comes from a successful connection. But we hate the performative "I’m so humbled and honored to announce" posts that sound like they were written by a Victorian ghost who just discovered ChatGPT. Seriously, why do we all suddenly start sounding like malfunctioning toasters the moment we log on?
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